TJ Miller’s favourite insane movie trailer
TJ is hosting the Golden Trailer Awards, and he’s brought his absolutely favorite trailer to “2016.”
TranscriptYOU’RE HOSTING SOMETHING CALLED THE GOLDEN TRAILER AWARDS.
T.J.: YEAH, THE GOLDEN TRAILER AWARDS.
CONAN: THAT’S WHAT I JUST SAID.
T.J.: NO ONE’S HEARD OF IT APPARENTLY.
CONAN: THERE ARE A LOT OF AWARDS SHOWS OUT THERE.
NEVER HEARD OF THE GOLDEN TRAILER AWARDS.
IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
T.J.: I HADN’T HEARD OF IT EITHER.
IT’S BASICALLY —
CONAN: WHAT A TERRIFIC SPOKESMAN YOU ARE.
T.J.: FOR ANYTHING BUT WALGREENS.
I HADN’T HEARD OF IT EITHER.
I OFTEN AGREE TO DO AWARDS SHOWS WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THEY ARE AND THIS ONE’S THE BEST TRAILERS BECAUSE OFTEN A TRAILER IS BETTER THAN A FILM.
NOT IN THE CASE OF “PAUL BLART MALL COP 2” BUT IN GENERAL, THE TRAILERS CAN BE GREAT.
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE SEEN “PAUL BLART MALL COP 2” BUT IT’S AN AMAZING FILM AND YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.
CONAN: ARE YOU IN IT?
T.J.: NO, BUT I LOVE IT.
SO I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH, RESEARCHING DIFFERENT TRAILERS AND I FOUND A LOT OF TRAILERS THAT WERE GREAT WHICH WERE SNUBBED THIS YEAR WHICH IS FRUSTRATING SO I BROUGHT A CLIP OF ONE OF THOSE.
CONAN: YOU BROUGHT A CLIP OF A TRAILER.
A REAL CLIP.
T.J.: OF A REAL MOVIE.
IT’S NOT A FAKE CLIP.
CONAN: FOR A MOVIE CALLED “2016” THAT WAS MADE WHERE?
T.J.: IT’S AN INTERNATIONAL FILM.
WE’RE NOT SURE WHERE IT WAS MADE.
CONAN.
I THINK ONCE YOU SEE IT.
THAT’S THE GREAT THING ABOUT A TRAILER, YOU’LL KNOW ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
CONAN: LET’S TAKE A LOOK.
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[SCREAMING]
CONAN: KICKED A BABY!
THAT’S A REAL TRAILER.
I HAVE TO SEE THAT MOVIE NOW.
T.J.: I REALLY WANT TO SEE IT.
WHERE DID THE CAR COME FROM?
THE LIKE THE BABY KICK.
CONAN: IT’S THE WORST BUT BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS I’VE EVER SEEN.
THANK YOU, THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT.
T.J.: I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW IT.
ALAN, WHERE’S THE STEAM FOR MY EARS?
THAT THING IS AMAZING.
I WISH I COULD DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
WHEN YOU TURN, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE BREATHING FIRE AND YOU’RE MOVING SO QUICKLY THROUGH THE AIR THAT SMOKE IS COMING OFF.
CONAN: THAT’S WHAT IT’S DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE.
THAT CLIP WE JUST HAD HAS BETTER SPECIAL EFFECTS THAN WE DO.
TranscriptYOU’RE HOSTING SOMETHING CALLED THE GOLDEN TRAILER AWARDS.
T.J.: YEAH, THE GOLDEN TRAILER AWARDS.
CONAN: THAT’S WHAT I JUST SAID.
T.J.: NO ONE’S HEARD OF IT APPARENTLY.
CONAN: THERE ARE A LOT OF AWARDS SHOWS OUT THERE.
NEVER HEARD OF THE GOLDEN TRAILER AWARDS.
IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
T.J.: I HADN’T HEARD OF IT EITHER.
IT’S BASICALLY —
CONAN: WHAT A TERRIFIC SPOKESMAN YOU ARE.
T.J.: FOR ANYTHING BUT WALGREENS.
I HADN’T HEARD OF IT EITHER.
I OFTEN AGREE TO DO AWARDS SHOWS WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT THEY ARE AND THIS ONE’S THE BEST TRAILERS BECAUSE OFTEN A TRAILER IS BETTER THAN A FILM.
NOT IN THE CASE OF “PAUL BLART MALL COP 2” BUT IN GENERAL, THE TRAILERS CAN BE GREAT.
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’VE SEEN “PAUL BLART MALL COP 2” BUT IT’S AN AMAZING FILM AND YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT.
CONAN: ARE YOU IN IT?
T.J.: NO, BUT I LOVE IT.
SO I DID A LOT OF RESEARCH, RESEARCHING DIFFERENT TRAILERS AND I FOUND A LOT OF TRAILERS THAT WERE GREAT WHICH WERE SNUBBED THIS YEAR WHICH IS FRUSTRATING SO I BROUGHT A CLIP OF ONE OF THOSE.
CONAN: YOU BROUGHT A CLIP OF A TRAILER.
A REAL CLIP.
T.J.: OF A REAL MOVIE.
IT’S NOT A FAKE CLIP.
CONAN: FOR A MOVIE CALLED “2016” THAT WAS MADE WHERE?
T.J.: IT’S AN INTERNATIONAL FILM.
WE’RE NOT SURE WHERE IT WAS MADE.
CONAN.
I THINK ONCE YOU SEE IT.
THAT’S THE GREAT THING ABOUT A TRAILER, YOU’LL KNOW ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW.
CONAN: LET’S TAKE A LOOK.
[SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
[SCREAMING]
CONAN: KICKED A BABY!
THAT’S A REAL TRAILER.
I HAVE TO SEE THAT MOVIE NOW.
T.J.: I REALLY WANT TO SEE IT.
WHERE DID THE CAR COME FROM?
THE LIKE THE BABY KICK.
CONAN: IT’S THE WORST BUT BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS I’VE EVER SEEN.
THANK YOU, THANKS FOR BRINGING THAT.
T.J.: I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT WHEN I SAW IT.
ALAN, WHERE’S THE STEAM FOR MY EARS?
THAT THING IS AMAZING.
I WISH I COULD DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
WHEN YOU TURN, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU’RE BREATHING FIRE AND YOU’RE MOVING SO QUICKLY THROUGH THE AIR THAT SMOKE IS COMING OFF.
CONAN: THAT’S WHAT IT’S DESIGNED TO LOOK LIKE.
THAT CLIP WE JUST HAD HAS BETTER SPECIAL EFFECTS THAN WE DO.